Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Best Clothes to Wear in a Horror Movie Doomsday Scenario

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Are you the kind of person who worries about zombie invasions and apocalyptic events? Do you have nightmares about werewolves and man eating plants? If you've answered both of these questions with a resounding yes then it's time to take affirmative action. You could start out by considering the types of clothes that you'd wear in the ultimate nightmare scenario.

Shoes

If you want to make a quick getaway from a bloodthirsty attacker then you might be best off with a pair of running shoes. However, those of you prepared to stick around and fight should invest in a pair of high heeled boots. You could use these to stamp and grind the faces of your enemies into the cold hard dirt.

Jacket

What do fictional heroes such as Van Helsing and Buffy the Vampire Slayer have in common? Well, they both have the courage to go toe to toe with creatures of the night and they also wear awesome black jackets. It seems that this item of clothing is mandatory if you want to look good while doing your bit for the survival of mankind.

Corset

You should wear a corset if you want to entice your terrifying pursuer into a trap. They'll be extremely keen to chase you down when the notice your natural curves (if you are indeed a damsel supposedly in distress). However, you'll be able to blow the kiss of death before they can lay a hand on you.

Spikes

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo must surely go down as one of the toughest female movie characters of recent times. You are advised to follow her example and complete your horror movie scenario outfit with spiked studs. They look mean and may even give you some added protection against your foe.

Hat

You're going to need a witch’s hat if you want to conjure some dark spells when the evil tormentors arrive. It might even be worth dressing up as one of the scary witches from Shakespeare's Macbeth. Alternatively you could follow the example of undead-slaying Tallahassee from Zombieland and wear a cowboy hat tso bring some Western style to your killer getup.

Mask

If Freddie Krueger has come to town then you should wear the mask of his arch nemesis, Jason. The disfigured serial killer may be a little perturbed at the thought of having his head chopped off for a second time. Of course you could create some alternative scenarios by wearing the mask of Chucky or Hannibal Lector.

Dress

You will fit perfectly into the aesthetic of the horror movie scene when wearing a black Gothic dress. If you want to look really intimidating then you should select a dress featuring human skulls and lilies. Or perhaps you'd prefer to wear a pretty frock and lure your enemies into a false sense of security.

Survival – in any scenario – is all about being prepared, so plan your horror scenario wardrobe and be ready for anything!

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